I want to do something big today
Like fly to France, or Japan, or Ireland
Perhaps jump from the moon
Or shoot electricity into my veins
I want to protrude through the clouds
Like a gigantic mythological God
Swim to the bottom of every ocean
Fire off a big gun from a massive warship
I want to fly in a helicopter
Jump from a plane again
Feed a million starving children
Build homes for the homeless
I want to do something brave
Something rather scandalous
Something not so obvious
Something wonderful and marvelous
I want to play the perfect song
Write a bestseller
Pretend that I am Zeus
Or Amadeus or Beethoven
I want to climb and then jump
From the Empire State Building
Till I splash onto the concrete
And create a blood painting
I want to destroy a Senator
Stop a burglary
Start a conspiracy
Or become a killer
I want to take up boxing
Or Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
I’d like to kick someone’s ass
Preferably a pedophile or two (or all)
I want to topple an economy
Make something useful
Invent a miracle
Or start a new religion
I want World War III
Or the New World Order
Or one global bank
So I can blow that fucker up
I want the end of senseless killing
Superstitious nonsense
The complete death of politics
And really, the end of all war
I want actual food
The real thing
Not some genetically modified shit
Like a lot of the current stuff we get
I want extraterrestrial life
Something more powerful and smarter than us
To come down here and show us
What intelligence really means
I want something magical to happen
Anything
But mostly
I want you to love me
- 2013